Slide into this cozy crewneck and let the dark humor do the talking. A soft, midweight sweatshirt with a vintage skeleton illustration raising a steaming coffee mug and the words “Death Before Decaf” stamped above and below. It’s worn-in comfort with a tongue-in-cheek edge — the kind of layer you reach for on early mornings, slow weekends, or when you need a little sarcastic armor against weak coffee and bleary-eyed meetings. The muted black base lets the monochrome artwork pop while keeping the look low-key and easy to pair. Comfortable, durable, and a little wicked — it sits naturally in a caffeine-obsessed wardrobe and becomes part of morning rituals and casual hangouts.
This sweatshirt works well for coffee lovers who lean into dark humor, night-shift workers, and anyone who treats their morning brew like a ritual. Bring it to lazy café mornings, late-night study sessions, house hangs, or brunch runs where the vibe is cozy and a bit irreverent.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embroidery options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and reinforcement
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
