Procrastination Definition Sweatshirt — Funny Minimalist Crewneck for Students & Remote Workers
Procrastination Definition Sweatshirt — Funny Minimalist Crewneck for Students & Remote Workers
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A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt printed with a clean, dictionary-style definition across the chest. The minimalist design reads clearly on a calm, neutral background, giving an understated, clever vibe that works for quiet days at home or low-key outings. The fabric feels cozy against the skin without being bulky. Thoughtful details—like ribbed collar and cuffs, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label—keep comfort high and fuss low, while the tubular knit silhouette offers a smooth, seam-free look. Wear it when you want something that looks simple but says something.
This sweatshirt settles into your routine: coffee, a slow morning, a midday walk, or curling up with a book. It speaks to anyone who appreciates dry humor, thoughtful wordplay, and clothes that don’t try too hard. The understated print pairs well with jeans, lounge pants, or layered under a jacket for cooler nights. It’s cozy enough for staying in and neat enough for running out—an easy, wearable piece you’ll reach for again and again.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, plus right and left wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for a clean fit and durability
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; other prints applied with DTG; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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7x Less Water
Our dye houses use 7x less water than average manufacturers, saving 24 million gallons per week.
Zero Waste
Almost nothing goes to a landfill. We recycle everything from fabric scraps to plastic and paper.
Solar Powered
Sewn in Los Angeles facilities that utilize solar power and motion-sensor LED lighting.
WRAP Certified
100% Sweatshop-free. Our factories meet the highest Platinum WRAP ethical standards.
