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Procrastination Definition Sweatshirt — Funny Minimalist Crewneck for Students & Remote Workers

Procrastination Definition Sweatshirt — Funny Minimalist Crewneck for Students & Remote Workers

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A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt printed with a clean, dictionary-style definition across the chest. The minimalist design reads clearly on a calm, neutral background, giving an understated, clever vibe that works for quiet days at home or low-key outings. The fabric feels cozy against the skin without being bulky. Thoughtful details—like ribbed collar and cuffs, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label—keep comfort high and fuss low, while the tubular knit silhouette offers a smooth, seam-free look. Wear it when you want something that looks simple but says something.


This sweatshirt settles into your routine: coffee, a slow morning, a midday walk, or curling up with a book. It speaks to anyone who appreciates dry humor, thoughtful wordplay, and clothes that don’t try too hard. The understated print pairs well with jeans, lounge pants, or layered under a jacket for cooler nights. It’s cozy enough for staying in and neat enough for running out—an easy, wearable piece you’ll reach for again and again.


Product features

- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, plus right and left wrists

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability

- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for a clean fit and durability

- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; other prints applied with DTG; OEKO-TEX certified dyes




S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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7x Less Water

Our dye houses use 7x less water than average manufacturers, saving 24 million gallons per week.

Zero Waste

Almost nothing goes to a landfill. We recycle everything from fabric scraps to plastic and paper.

Solar Powered

Sewn in Los Angeles facilities that utilize solar power and motion-sensor LED lighting.

WRAP Certified

100% Sweatshop-free. Our factories meet the highest Platinum WRAP ethical standards.

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Procrastination Definition Sweatshirt — Funny Minimalist Crewneck for Students & Remote Workers
Procrastination Definition Sweatshirt — Funny Minimalist Crewneck for Students & Remote Workers $39.99